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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Business men who marry their typewriter girls are apt to find that the young women are not so ready to submit to dictation after the wedding

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Business men who marry their typewriter girls are apt to find

that the young women are not so ready to submit to dictation

after the wedding.











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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Harold Began His Wife
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
I Got Your Fare Didn't I
Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The E
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
Gee Whizz
What Is Love