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BUTCHER--I need a boy about your size and will give you $1 a week

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BUTCHER--I need a boy about your size, and will give you $1 a

week.



APPLICANT--Will I have a chance to rise?



BUTCHER--Yes; I want you to be here at four o'clock in the

morning.











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Customer--why Do You Call This Electric Cake
Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
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My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Is It Raining Girls
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It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
How Is Your House Heated
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
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Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
Mr
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
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