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BUTCHER--I need a boy about your size and will give you $1 a week

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BUTCHER--I need a boy about your size, and will give you $1 a

week.



APPLICANT--Will I have a chance to rise?



BUTCHER--Yes; I want you to be here at four o'clock in the

morning.











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