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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Can you give me a front room on the first floor
Puns Home
"Can you give me a front room on the first floor?" asked a
travelling man of the recently installed clerk.
"Can I give it to you?"
"Yes, that is what I remarked."
"That's queer," said the clerk, "you're the fourth man to-day who
thought I owned this hotel."
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You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Why Should A Young Man Never Raise His Straw Hat To A Lady
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
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Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
What Did You Wear Last Night
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
I Will Not Sit That Way
Pat Said One Catholic Friend To Another
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
What Is Love
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
I Was At A Banquet Last Night
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
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