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Can you give me a front room on the first floor

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"Can you give me a front room on the first floor?" asked a

travelling man of the recently installed clerk.



"Can I give it to you?"



"Yes, that is what I remarked."



"That's queer," said the clerk, "you're the fourth man to-day who

thought I owned this hotel."











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