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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Casey bet on a horse which finished last

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Casey bet on a horse which finished last. He went down to the

paddock, called out the jockey who had ridden him and said: "In

hivin's name, young man, phwat delayed you?"











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A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
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Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Knock And The World Knocks With You
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Castles In The Air Are Walled In By Fancy Remarked The Poet
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The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
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Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
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