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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Casey bet on a horse which finished last

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Casey bet on a horse which finished last. He went down to the

paddock, called out the jockey who had ridden him and said: "In

hivin's name, young man, phwat delayed you?"











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What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
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Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
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If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
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Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
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Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
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