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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Casey bet on a horse which finished last

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Casey bet on a horse which finished last. He went down to the

paddock, called out the jockey who had ridden him and said: "In

hivin's name, young man, phwat delayed you?"











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Why The Bare Idea
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
What Kind Of Essence Does A Young Man Like When He Pops The Question
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Guest--what Have You Got
Two Hebrews Went To A Mills Hotel And Were Obliged To Take A Bath Before Retiring
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
Ah
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Sentimental Wife--last Night I Dreamt That I Was In Heaven
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh Fell In With A Man On The Confidence Plan And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
What Is The Secret Of Success
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had