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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Castles in the air are walled in by fancy remarked the poet

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"Castles in the air are walled in by fancy," remarked the poet.

"Faith, I'd prefer a rale fence," said Pat.











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A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say: Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Is This A Fire Insurance Office
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Guest--what Have You Got
Ida--yes Dear This Is One Of Those 'perfume' Concerts The Same As They Have In New York
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any 'coppers' Down There
Casey Bet On A Horse Which Finished Last
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat