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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Castles in the air are walled in by fancy remarked the poet

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"Castles in the air are walled in by fancy," remarked the poet.

"Faith, I'd prefer a rale fence," said Pat.











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Husband--where's Your Mistress
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Knock And The World Knocks With You
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
An Old Lady, Being Told That A Certain Lawyer Was Lying
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This Boarding-house
Young M
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Don't Doubt The Veteran Who Tells You He Was Always Where The Bullets Were Thickest; Perhaps He Was Hiding Under The Ammunition Wagon
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs Sometimes
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
Can You Swim Little Boy
As The Umpire Shouted Three Balls
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran