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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Charley dear said young Mrs
Puns Home
"Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torkins, "I hope you are not
going into politics."
"What made you think of that?"
"I heard you talking in your sleep about 'standing pat.'"
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And when the performance was done
Alas
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And kissed her finger tips;
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Puns
Yes Dear Said The Petted Young Wife Examining Her Christmas
Gift These Diamond Earrings Are Pretty But The Stones Are
Awfully Small
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
I Wish The Hot Weather Would Come Along Sighed The
Thermometer
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Here Is A Chestnut Your Ire Arouses
So Often It's Brought To Your Minds
People Who Live In Glass Houses
Should Always Pull Down The Blinds
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
If Tough Spells Tough
A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
Describe A Lake
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
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