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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CITYMAN--Do they keep a servant girl

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CITYMAN--Do they keep a servant girl?



SUBBUBS--O! certainly not. But as soon as one leaves they engage

another.--Philadelphia Press.











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Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem You Really Ought To Try And Hide Your Lack Of Self-esteem
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
What's The Matter Here
An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be Pullin' It Wid A String
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From Ten Till Three
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To Describe A Lake
Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
My Girl's Father Is An Undertaker
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
Mr
Moses Schaumburg (to His Son Jackey)--how Many Are Twice Two Jackey
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees