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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CITYMAN--Do they keep a servant girl

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CITYMAN--Do they keep a servant girl?



SUBBUBS--O! certainly not. But as soon as one leaves they engage

another.--Philadelphia Press.











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She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
Gee Whizz
Special Rules For Guests
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Young Ladies Who Feel Anxious To Preserve The Most Symmetrical Anatomical Proportions Should Never Be In A Hurry
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
My Lord Said The Foreman Of An Irish Jury When Giving In His Verdict We Find The Man Who Stole The Mare Not Guilty
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
I Must Admit Said The Mannish Girl That I'm Very Fond Of Men's Clothes
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide