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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Cohen left the ball-game
Puns Home
Cohen left the ball-game because he said the umpire looked right
at him when he called "three balls!"
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Customer: You Have A Sign In Your Window 'a Suit Of Clothes
Made While You Wait
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
I Am Told Lynching Is A Pastime In This Section
He Kissed Her On The Cheek;
It Seemed A Harmless Frolic;
He's Been Laid Up A Week--
They Say With Painter's Colic
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Sibly--when Steve Proposed To Me He Acted Like A Fish Out Of
Water
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of
Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Fannie--why Do People Always Apply The Name Of She To A City
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away
All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Are You Engaged
You Want A Divorce From Your Wife Do You
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