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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




COURTNEY--When you proposed to Miss Dexter did you get down on your knees

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COURTNEY--When you proposed to Miss Dexter did you get down on

your knees?



BARCLAY--No, I couldn't; she was sitting on them.











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The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient Jest Of Borem's
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends My Savings Are Complete; I Light The Candle At Both Ends And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
An Excellent Reason
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
The Rubber Plant Was Rubb'ring Round In A Manner Most Absurd: The Long Green Corn Prickled Up Her Ears And This Is What She Heard: Wot's Tomato Wid You You Beat
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Why Is Miss B---- Wearing Black
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
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Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
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Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
I Will Not Sit That Way