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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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COURTNEY--When you proposed to Miss Dexter did you get down on
your knees
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COURTNEY--When you proposed to Miss Dexter did you get down on
your knees?
BARCLAY--No, I couldn't; she was sitting on them.
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Why Do All Bank Cashiers Run To Canada
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Servant--the Plumber Says This Check Should Be $5 More
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell
Dinner
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
Doing Anything Now Bill
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid--
Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack--
But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played
And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
If Broomstick As Rumored Is In A Woman's Hands He May Be
Booked To Beat The Favorite
I Hear They're Going To Change The Name Of Central Park To
Orchard Park
He's A Professional Grafter
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out
Of Danger
The Street Car Lurched
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And
Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
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