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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Curious isn't it
Puns Home
"Curious, isn't it?"
"What?"
"A man's handwriting is never so bad that his name can't be read
when signed to a check."
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John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Mr
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How
Could Dey Tell If We Got It
I'll Admit Said Mrs
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
Why The Bare Idea
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred
Haunted Houses In New York
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky
Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He
Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
A Tramp Asked A Farmer For Something To Eat
One Day As He Chanced There To Stop
The Kind Hearted Farmer Went Out To The Shed
And Gave Him An Axe And Feelingly Said:
Now Just Help Yourself To A Chop
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Teacher--when Does Suicide Become A Crime
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