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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake

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CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake?



BAKER'S BOY--I 'spose becuz it has currants in it.











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Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
What Is The Difference Between The Admission To A Dime Museum And The Admission To Sing Sing
First Senior--heard About Exsheff
Personal--'a Young Woman To Whom Black Is Particularly Becoming Would Like To Meet A Gentleman In Poor Health; Object Widowhood
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Mrs
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Tomdick--i'd Like To Find Some Girl Willing To Marry Me
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Were You Attached To The Place
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because She Is Always On The Watch
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish Him From The Common Herd
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
John--say Do You Want To Get Next To A Scheme For Making Money Fast
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition