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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
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Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake
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CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake?
BAKER'S BOY--I 'spose becuz it has currants in it.
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Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
As He Walked With Baby
He Had To Confess
That Marriage With Him
Was A Howling Success
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
The Detective At The Boarding House Table Having Satisfied
Himself That Nobody Had Observed Him Folded Up His Magnifying
Glass And Put It Back In His Pocket
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Tom--what's That
Yes Indeed He's The Homeliest Man In Public Life To-day
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
Guest--what Have You Got
Greene--these Wakes Of Yours Are Pretty Boisterous Affairs
Sometimes
I'm The Champion Long Distance Cornet Player
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
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The Rapidity Of Ocean Transport Is Becoming Truly Marvelous
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