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Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake

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CUSTOMER--Why do you call this electric cake?



BAKER'S BOY--I 'spose becuz it has currants in it.











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I Assured Her I Could Support Her In The Style She Was Accustomed To
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone Number Be
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
You Were Thrown Out
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Have You Much Room In Your New Flat
A Dude From St
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Don't Pen Missives To Your Best Girl On Postal Cards
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Peters--are You Not Sick Of Hearing Everybody Sing That Popular Song
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Scene--cabstand
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
And So Prof