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Dearest she murmured I'm so afraid you'll change

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"Dearest," she murmured, "I'm so afraid you'll change."



"Darling," he answered, "you'll never find any change about me."











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When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
Mary Had A Little Lamb But She Thought It Was Immense: With New Green Peas And Other Things It Cost Her Ninety Cents
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
She--you Look As Though You Had Raised Ned At Your Club Last Night
It Was The Morning After And He Wanted A Small Favor
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
What's The Matter Here
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
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What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
A Little Burn Makes A Big Smart Sometimes
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
Cohen Left The Ball-game
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He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Brown--what Kind Of A Cigar Is That Old Man