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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Dearest whispered Cordelia after she had captured the coveted
solitaire I have a confession to make
Puns Home
"Dearest," whispered Cordelia, after she had captured the coveted
solitaire, "I have a confession to make. I am a cooking school
graduate."
Clarence shuddered.
"Oh, well," he rejoined, after the manner of one resigned to his
fate, "we can board."
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Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Mrs
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
With Cards And Dice And Dress And Friends
My Savings Are Complete;
I Light The Candle At Both Ends
And Thus Make Both Ends Meet
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military
Honors
Pa What Branches Did You Take When You Went To School
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's
Disposition
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
Said She How Beautiful Is Nature
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank
Anyone That Broke That Vase
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
Yes I Have Seen The Day When Mr
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
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