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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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DICK--Do you think you'll have much trouble in popping the
question
Puns Home
DICK--"Do you think you'll have much trouble in popping the
question?"
TOM--"No, I think I'll have more trouble in questioning the pop."
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Mrs
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
You Were Thrown Out
When A Couple Are About To Elope The Young Man Asks
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Where Are You Working Now
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
What Is The Secret Of Success
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
What Sort Of Labor Is Best Paid In This Country
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold
Rooms
Mary Had A Little Lamb
But She Thought It Was Immense:
With New Green Peas And Other Things
It Cost Her Ninety Cents
She--they Say That Your Father Is A Millionaire
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
In One Way The Clock Makers Are Independent Of Labor Troubles
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw
Away Some Rotten Eggs
This Is Our Latest Novelty Said The Manufacturer Proudly
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Held By The Enemy--the Ulster Which We Are Unable To Redeem
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