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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did any of you ever see an elephant's skin
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"Did any of you ever see an elephant's skin?" inquired a teacher
of a class of youths.
"I have," exclaimed one.
"Where?" asked the teacher.
"On the elephant," replied the boy.
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What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
What Did You Wear Last Night
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
Mrs
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
The Speaker Of The House Is In Deadly Peril When Every Member On
The Floor Wants To Get His Eye
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Pat--'twas The Divil Of A Blow The Dago Gave Yer
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
A Dude From St
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
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