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Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did the fisherman have frog's legs Bridget
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"Did the fisherman have frog's legs, Bridget?"
"Sure I couldn't see, mum; he had his pants on."
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The Hawk Was Dozing
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
We Are Told That Gen
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Mr
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The
Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At
Once
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
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