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Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the burning deck

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"Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the

burning deck?"



"Not particularly. Why?"



"Well, the game was poker and the hand had been dealt from the

burning deck was a corker; so, as he didn't want to lose any

chances, he--but you see?"



"I don't know as I do."



"Why, he stood pat."











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