Old Chapbook In the reign of the famous King Edward the Third, there was a little boy called Dick Whittington, whose father and mother died when he was very young, so that he remembered nothing at all about them, and was left a dirty littl... Read more of THE HISTORY OF DICK WHITTINGTON AND HIS CAT at Children Stories.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the burning deck

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"Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the

burning deck?"



"Not particularly. Why?"



"Well, the game was poker and the hand had been dealt from the

burning deck was a corker; so, as he didn't want to lose any

chances, he--but you see?"



"I don't know as I do."



"Why, he stood pat."











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