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How Are You To-day
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When We First Dined At A Cafe
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We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the
burning deck
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"Did you ever consider the case of the boy who stood on the
burning deck?"
"Not particularly. Why?"
"Well, the game was poker and the hand had been dealt from the
burning deck was a corker; so, as he didn't want to lose any
chances, he--but you see?"
"I don't know as I do."
"Why, he stood pat."
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He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
She--are You Fond Of Tea
I'm Nearly Starved
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
The Landlord Came To Mrs
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That
Laid The Golden Egg Margie
An Irish Doctor Advertises That The Deaf May Hear Of Him At A
House In Liffey Street Where His Blind Patients May See Him From
Ten Till Three
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
What's The Matter Here
Well Have You Anything To Say
Tom--i Kissed Her When She Wasn't Looking
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Ikey--fader Is Imbegunious Undt Inzolvent Der Same
Playwright--there Is A Great Climax In The Last Act
Pressed For Work--cider
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
If A Guest At A Restaurant Ordered A Lobster And Ate It And
Another Guest Did The Same What Would The Latter's Telephone
Number Be
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up
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Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
What Do You Think Of Windig
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You
Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
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