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Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard

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"Did you ever hear about the two holes in our back-yard?"



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Mistress--i Am Not Quite Satisfied With Your References
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went Out On A Lark
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Why Are You Sad Bill
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Massachusetts Is Noted For Boots And Shoes
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Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
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Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
Bill Had A Billboard
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