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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you go into any of the New York restaurants

Puns Home











"Did you go into any of the New York restaurants?"



"No. I got into what I thought was one and I heard a feller call

for Saratoga chips and I knew 'twas a gamblin'-den and got out

quick."











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We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Why The Bare Idea
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
Why Do You Call Him 'mr
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
What's The Matter With Smith
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me