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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you go into any of the New York restaurants

Puns Home











"Did you go into any of the New York restaurants?"



"No. I got into what I thought was one and I heard a feller call

for Saratoga chips and I knew 'twas a gamblin'-den and got out

quick."











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I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
A Bashful Young Couple Who Were Evidently Very Much In Love Entered A Crowded Street Car In Boston The Other Day
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
It's A Dridful Bother To Me That I Have To Be Sewing Buttons On Me Own Clothes
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty
He: Do You Know Dear You Remind Me Of Huyler's Candy
You Were Thrown Out
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's Whereabouts
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Husband--where's Your Mistress
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
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What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
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Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
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What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock