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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you go into any of the New York restaurants

Puns Home











"Did you go into any of the New York restaurants?"



"No. I got into what I thought was one and I heard a feller call

for Saratoga chips and I knew 'twas a gamblin'-den and got out

quick."











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