A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd ... Read more of Minister for drinks at Free Jokes.caInformational Site Network Informational
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Did you have any trouble with black ants in Ireland Bridget

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"Did you have any trouble with black ants in Ireland, Bridget?"



"No, ma'am, but I had some trouble onc't with a white uncle."











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What A Distinguished Looking Man
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket Fence
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
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Why So Glum Blumly
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A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All Named Samuel
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Jimson--now You Wouldn't Marry Me Would You
So Maude Is Happily Married
Why The Bare Idea
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