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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you have any trouble with black ants in Ireland Bridget

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"Did you have any trouble with black ants in Ireland, Bridget?"



"No, ma'am, but I had some trouble onc't with a white uncle."











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So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Why The Bare Idea
Mrs
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
What Is The Secret Of Success
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
You Ought To Be Very Proud Of Your Wife
I Say Old Chap How Short Your Overcoat Is
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
There's A Great Art Says Mickey Dolan In Knowing What Not To Know Whin Yez Don't Want To Know It
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up