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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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"Did you have any trouble with black ants in Ireland, Bridget?"
"No, ma'am, but I had some trouble onc't with a white uncle."
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I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always
Enjoy A Little Loaf
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
A Young Lady In Philadelphia Is Said To Have Had Five Lovers All
Named Samuel
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A
Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood
To The Cinder
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall
And Hit The Young Man's Head
Guard--i Suppose When You Were In The Army You Often Saw A Picket
Fence
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This
Morning
For Years She'd Heard Her Husband Sadly Say:
Can't We Have Pies Like Mother Used To Bake
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died
The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some
Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed
Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The
Way And Those Who Didn't
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
What Was The Subject Of Your Debate This Evening
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