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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did you know that Xanthippe wife of one of the greatest of
ancient philosophers was a great scold
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"Did you know that Xanthippe, wife of one of the greatest of
ancient philosophers, was a great scold?"
"Certainly; but just think what a great tease her husband was."
"A great tease?"
"Yes; Socrates."
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I Saw Some Delicious Apples Growing On A Tree This Morning
So You Were Bound And Gagged By Bandits While In Italy Were
You
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
Some Men Divide Their Lives Between Trying To Forget And Trying
To Recover From The Effects Of Trying To Forget
We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But
You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
You Should Sleep On Your Right Side Madam
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Love They Say Is Blind
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Jack--my Wife's A Fine Shot
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Are You An Amateur Photographer
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
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