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Did you know that Xanthippe wife of one of the greatest of ancient philosophers was a great scold

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"Did you know that Xanthippe, wife of one of the greatest of

ancient philosophers, was a great scold?"

"Certainly; but just think what a great tease her husband was."

"A great tease?"

"Yes; Socrates."

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