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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did you shoot anything Henrick
Puns Home
"Did you shoot anything, Henrick?"
"Yes, a duck."
"What! a wild one?"
"No, but the farmer was wild."
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Puns
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
Teacher--thomas Can You Tell Me Which Battle Nelson Was Killed
In
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One
Should Never Judge By Appearances
Butcher--i Need A Boy About Your Size And Will Give You $1 A
Week
Mr
See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To
Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
If Tough Spells Tough
Jenks--why On Earth Did You Laugh So Heartily At That Ancient
Jest Of Borem's
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland
Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near
Bangor
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
A Boston Man Upon Learning That There Were 4000 Poles In New
York Exclaimed: What A Place To Raise Beans
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really
It's A Sin To Pay $50
I Will Not Sit That Way
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The
Burning Deck
Guest--what Have You Got
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The
Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
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