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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you shoot anything Henrick

Puns Home











"Did you shoot anything, Henrick?"



"Yes, a duck."



"What! a wild one?"



"No, but the farmer was wild."











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We Have German Bands And French Bands And American Bands But You Never Hear Of An Irish Band
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
Do You Think The Things One Eats Have A Direct Effect On One's Disposition
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Mrs
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
Mike--yus Poor Sullivan Is Dead
Do You Believe In Luck
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Pressed For Work--cider
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In Our Favor
You Have Been Losing Flesh Lately Haven't You