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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Did you shoot anything Henrick

Puns Home









"Did you shoot anything, Henrick?"



"Yes, a duck."



"What! a wild one?"



"No, but the farmer was wild."











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That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me A Circumstance I Dreaded But The Only Likeness I Can See Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
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Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks And Plunges In The Cooling Tide Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Pressed For Work--cider
Is This A Fire Insurance Office