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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Did your sweetheart receive you warmly last night
Puns Home
"Did your sweetheart receive you warmly last night?" asked one
Pittsburg young man of another.
"No, but her father did."
"How was that?"
"He fired me."
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Puns
Only Tells Half
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was
Bred
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He
Cared For Undressed Kids
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Maud--how Do You Define Love
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On
Me
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
She Heard The Fog-horn Blowing
And What Is That
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
We Are Told That Gen
What Do You Think Of Windig
Pressed For Work--cider
Have You Received Last Month's Gas Bill Dear
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
Can You Swim Little Boy
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
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