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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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DINER--Hello
Puns Home
DINER--"Hello! waiter, where is that ox-tail soup?"
WAITER--"Coming, sir--half a minute."
DINER--"Confound you! How slow you are."
WAITER--"Fault of the soup, sir. Ox-tail is always behind."
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The Butcher Is A Fair Minded Fellow
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
Say Did You Ever Feel As If You Wanted To 'hit The Pipe
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
She--you Can't Eat Cake And Keep It
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
Hey Boy Where's Your Brother
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough
When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When
You've Finished
What's The Matter Here
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
I Once Knew A Man Who With The Aid Of A Microscope Made A
Harness For A Flea
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent
To Market
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
I Was At The Track To-day Percy And There Was A Horse Down
There With The Itch
Firemen As Well As Other People Like To Talk Of Their Flames
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Knock And The World Knocks With You
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
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