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DINER--Hello

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DINER--"Hello! waiter, where is that ox-tail soup?"



WAITER--"Coming, sir--half a minute."



DINER--"Confound you! How slow you are."



WAITER--"Fault of the soup, sir. Ox-tail is always behind."











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