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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




DINER--Hello

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DINER--"Hello! waiter, where is that ox-tail soup?"



WAITER--"Coming, sir--half a minute."



DINER--"Confound you! How slow you are."



WAITER--"Fault of the soup, sir. Ox-tail is always behind."











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It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said The Teacher
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
A Man With The Heart Disease Is About The Only Chap Who Desires A Regular Beat For A Bosom Friend
Cleverton--miss Cutler Tells Me She Has Been Putting Quinine On Her Face Lately For Her Complexion
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said: You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Her Face Was Happy His Face Was Stern; Her Hand Was In His'n His'n Was In Her'n
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Well Have You Anything To Say
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
Gee Whizz
What A Distinguished Looking Man
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
Seven Little Missionaries-- Horrible Their Fate-- Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones Then They Were Ate
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr