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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Do I bore you
Puns Home
"Do I bore you?" asked the mosquito, politely, as he sunk a
half-inch shaft into the man's leg.
"Not at all," replied the man, squashing him with a book. "How do
I strike you?"
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Were You Attached To The Place
Harold Began His Wife
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
Full Many A Coat Tail That Is Long And Wide
Does From The Public Gaze Two Monstrous Patches Hide
Cohen Left The Ball-game
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange
Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change----
He Always Lied And Always Will
He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
He Seems To Have Gone To The Bad Completely
--i Met A Deaf And Dumb Man To-day Who Had Every Joint Of His
Fingers Broken
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Well Have You Anything To Say
A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
Weeks--well How Are Things Over In Boston
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
It Is A Maine Husband Who Has Dubbed His Wife Crystal Because
She Is Always On The Watch
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
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