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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Do you believe in luck
Puns Home
"Do you believe in luck?"
"Sometimes. See that fat woman with the red hat over there?"
"Yes."
"Twenty years ago she refused to marry me."
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Puns
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
He--yes She Is Living Under An Assumed Name
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
A Beautiful Lassie Named Florence
Once Wept Till Her Tears Flowed In Torence
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear
In Three Minutes
This Life's A Game Of Chance They Say:
The Saw's More Sad Than Witty
The Public Gathers 'round To Play
The Trust Controls The Kitty
Do I Bore You
Biggs--that Butcher Is An Awkward Fellow
Jack--are You A Suitor For Miss Juliet's Hand
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met
At A Fair
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A
Dilapidated Condition
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Husband--where's Your Mistress
Widowhood Makes A Woman Unselfish
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang
The Electric Bell
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
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