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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Do you know the nature of an oath ma'am

Puns Home











"Do you know the nature of an oath, ma'am?" inquired the judge.

"Well, I reckon I orter," was the reply. "My husband drives a

canal boat."











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First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Yes Said A Landlord Sadly Whose Tenant Had Made A Moonlight Flitting Appearances Are Deceitful; But Disappearances Are Still More So
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Clara--he Gave Me An Army-and-navy Kiss
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Visitor--i Suppose You Have A Great Deal Of Poetry Sent Into You For Publication
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
Diner--hello
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Did Your Sweetheart Receive You Warmly Last Night
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
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This Wireless Telegraphy Reminds Me Of A Groundless Quarrel
What Must A Man Be That He Shall Be Buried With Military Honors
I Saw De Castro The Magician Make A $20 Gold Piece Disappear In Three Minutes
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