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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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DOCTOR--You are fagged out; you must give up all headwork
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DOCTOR--You are fagged out; you must give up all headwork.
PATIENT--Why, that spells ruin! I'm a hair-dresser!
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And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On
Land Is A Songstress
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
What Did You Wear Last Night
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
If A Woman Would Change Her Sex What Would Her Religion Be
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Mary Had A Little Waist
Where Waists Were Meant To Grow
And Everywhere The Fashions Went
Her Waist Was Sure To Go
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Good Gracious Said The Hen When She Discovered A Porcelain Egg
On The Nest
Soloman Soloman--our Frent Cohen Must Pe Goin' T' Haf A Fire
Mr
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
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