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Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Doing anything now Bill

Puns Home









"Doing anything now, Bill?"



"Oh, yes, I'm kept busy all the time."



"Ah, glad to hear it. What are you doing?"



"Looking for a job."











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--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
If You Want To See A Strong Organization Look At The Whisky Dealers; If You Want To See A Weak One Look At The Consumers
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Friend--do You Permit Your Wife To Have Her Own Way
There Goes A Man Who Leads In Letters
There Is A Presbyterian In Jersey City So Openly Opposed To Baptism By Immersion That He Refuses To Carry A Waterbury Watch
What Are You Writing Such A Big Hand For Pat
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
What Did You Wear Last Night
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
A Dude From St
Me Eyes Is Crossed Sighed Kate
The Modern Drummer Is Not Much Like The Month Of March
What A Distinguished Looking Man
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Electricity Is A Great Educator
The Slats Of The Shutter Of Our Office-window Are In A Dilapidated Condition
A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
Mrs
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day