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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Doing anything now Bill
Puns Home
"Doing anything now, Bill?"
"Oh, yes, I'm kept busy all the time."
"Ah, glad to hear it. What are you doing?"
"Looking for a job."
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Puns
What Kind Of Hen Lays The Longest
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To
That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas
Bills
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
Regular Caller--i'd Like To See Your Father Tommy If He Isn't
Engaged
Tom--what's That
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Lawyers Practice At The Bar While Bartenders And Mosquitoes
Practice Inside Of It
A Lady Was Looking For Her Husband And Inquired Anxiously Of A
Housemaid Do You Happen To Know Anything Of Your Master's
Whereabouts
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives
You A Pane
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise
I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
Do I Bore You
Mrs
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah
Who Put On A Great Many Airs
She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana
And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A
Good Man Down
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed
For When It's Not In Soak
It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead
And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
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