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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Don't pen missives to your best girl on postal cards. She may

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I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
The Governess--what Happened When The Man Killed The Goose That Laid The Golden Egg Margie
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
He--i'll Go To-morrow And Buy A Diamond Engagement Ring
Teacher--yes Dear; Ova Refers To An Egg
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
I Sent A Dollar Last Week Said The Good Thing In Answer To That Advertisement Offering A Method Of Saving One-half My Gas Bills
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
It's Very Puzzling Said A Worried Looking Woman To One Of Her Neighbors
Are You Engaged
He's A Professional Grafter
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York
Bess--may Wears The Worst Clothes When She Is Riding Horseback
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
I Will Not Sit That Way
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Nature Never Allows Anything To Run To Waist
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End