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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Don't pen missives to your best girl on postal cards. She may

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I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In School
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin
Condon--have You Been Cured Of That Last Attack Of Malaria
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With Something To Eat
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed But That Alas
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To Succeed Without Pluck
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In It
He Used To Send Her Roses; He Sent Them Every Hour But Now They're Married And He Sends Her Home A Cauliflower
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
First Doctor--well Doctor I Had A Peculiar Case To-day
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Anything New In Your Neighborhood