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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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How Are You To-day
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
Irish Stew Said The Restaurant Guest
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Mrs
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
Is A Howling Dog A Sign Of Death
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House Built Upon A Rock
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
An Excellent Reason
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea