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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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See Here Sir Remonstrated The Young Gentleman I Got Up To Give My Seat To The Lady Not To You
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out Jeffries
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me Unconscious For Several Hours
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid And Kissed Her Finger Tips; But He Lost Out
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
Three Women May A Secret Keep If As It Has Been Said There's One Of The Lot Has Heard It Not And The Other Two Are Dead
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
An Emblem Of Tenuity We Witness Every Day; Behold The Corset-and You'll See The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
She--are You Fond Of Tea
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
I Wonder What The Holes In A Porous Plaster Are For
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Can I Sell You A Nice Cheap Trunk To-day
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner