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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Don't you find it easier to shave some men than others
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Broker--"Don't you find it easier to shave some men than others?"
Barber--"Yes; don't you?"
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Puns
Fred--i Had A Fall Last Night Which Rendered Me
Unconscious For Several Hours
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A
Shade Above The Street
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
He--the Bride Looks Radiant As Brides Usually Do
There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
There Is A Man Who Never Knew Such A Thing As Fear
American--you Have Noticed I Suppose That The Balance Of
Trade So Far As Your Country And Ours Are Concerned Is Still In
Our Favor
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
He Said To Her: You're Just A Bird
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
Thin Boarder--i Don't See How You Manage To Fare So Well At This
Boarding-house
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Mrs
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Medium--do You Believe In Spirits
Haven't I Told You Before He Cried To Sing Out The Names Of
Stations Clearly And Distinctly
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was
Really Cheap
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
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