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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Each evening a good-looking Mr
Puns Home
Each evening a good-looking Mr.
Comes around for a visit to my Sr.;
One night on the stairs,
He, all unawares,
Put his arm round her figure and Kr.
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An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Mrs
'tis Now The Wily Urchin Mocks
The Lynx-eyed Cop Along The Docks
And Plunges In The Cooling Tide
Arrayed In Naught Else But His Hide
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted
Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew
Upon The Purple Hills
For I Am Worried Far Too Much
By Falling Due Of Bills
He's A Professional Grafter
I'll Pass The Butter Said He While Trying To Pass The
Browsing Goat
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
I Asked A Young Lady Living On Her Pa's Farm What They Did With
All Their Fruit
A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
He Called Her An Angel Before They Were Wed
But That Alas
The Sunshine Warm And Budding Trees
Made Johnny Feel Quite Gay
What Did You Wear Last Night
I'm Very Much Surprised Quoth Harry
That Jane A Gambler Should Marry
In My Business Said The Stock Broker It Is Impossible To
Succeed Without Pluck
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find
That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation
After The Wedding
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
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