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Every time I get on a ferry boat it makes me cross

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"Every time I get on a ferry boat it makes me cross."











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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Teacher--johnny Can You Tell Me What A Section Boss Is
It Was This A-way Jedge: Ye See I Doled De Cards And Jim Brown He Had A Pah Of Aces And A Pah Of Kings
Only Tells Half
He's Quite A Star As An After Dinner Speaker Isn't He
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Mistress (to Cook Who Has Fallen Down Stairs)--i Hope That You Did Not Hurt Yourself Mary
What's The Matter John
I Know A Man Who Says He Can't Sit Down And He Can't Stand Up
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Boy (with New Gun)--pa Has A Cat Got Nine Lives
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm; To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A Rainy Day
He--did You Ever See Anything At So-called Bargain Sales That Was Really Cheap
Young M
Oh I Am Awfully Worried
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
What Do You Think Of The Statement That There Are Three Hundred Haunted Houses In New York