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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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FANNIE--Why do people always apply the name of she to a city
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FANNIE--Why do people always apply the name of "she" to a city?
GEORGE--I don't know. Why is it?
FANNIE--Because every city has outskirts.
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I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife
Must Be Beside Himself
Some One Threw A Head Of Cabbage At An Irish Orator While He Was
Making A Speech Once
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
That Tenor Of Yours Has A Marvelous Voice
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked:
Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
Sillicus--do You Think We Shall Know Each Other In The Hereafter
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A Simple Old Farmer Mcveagh
Whom Every One Said Was A Jeagh
Fell In With A Man
On The Confidence Plan
And Now He Is Back Making Heagh
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An
Onion For The Purpose
You Shouldn't Drink Your Whiskey Without Water
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
She--you Used To Call Me The Light Of Your Life
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
Dame Rumor Ought Frequently To Have Her Named Spelled Without The
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Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's
Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
Gee Whizz
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
Alas For All Their Ecstasy
They Knew Not What Was Best:
The Young Man Reached The Front Door
The Old Man Did The Rest
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