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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




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Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Only Tells Half
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Were You Attached To The Place
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
What Do You Think Of Windig
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
What's The Matter John
He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count