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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
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When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Firemen, as well as other people, like to talk of their flames.
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This matching for dough
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What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
What's The Matter John
Each Evening A Good-looking Mr
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To
Mend The Break Of Day
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The
First Thing In The Morning
Kicksy--wife Can You Tell Me Why I Am Like A Hen
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads:
Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The
Subway
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
--when Mrs
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
He's A Professional Grafter
Lady (after The Tramp Finishes Eating)--it's Merely A
Suggestion--the Woodpile Is In The Back Yard
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To
A Count
I Hope They Don't Give My Little Boy Any Naughty Nicknames In
School
Husband--i Am Going To Buy Two Little Children
How Did You Cure Your Boy Of Swearing
He Always Kneeled Before The Maid
And Kissed Her Finger Tips;
But He Lost Out
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
Are Your Folks Well To Do
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He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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