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He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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Miss Prim Is A Very Proper Young Lady
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
A Queen Was She--the Beautiful Maid-- Beauty Or Wealth She Did Not Lack-- But The Game Was Euchre That Cupid Played And The Queen Was Won By A Jack
How About The Lazy Man Who Hurt His Eye Looking For Work
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Only Tells Half
A Man Who Had Not The Best Reputation For Strict Veracity Died The Other Day And The Family Was Greatly Incensed Because Some Well-meaning Friends Sent In A Broken Lyre As A Floral Tribute
Were You Attached To The Place
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Kid--did The Dogs Ever Bite You
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You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
A Boy Who Is Frequently Chastised Both By His Mother And Grandmother Speaks Of Them As A Spanking Team
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
So You Paid $1,000 For A Cook Stove
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What Do You Think Of Windig
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
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