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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FIRST COMEDIAN--Did you score a hit with your new specialty

Puns Home









FIRST COMEDIAN--"Did you score a hit with your new specialty?"



SECOND COMEDIAN--"Did I? Why, the audience gazed in open-mouthed

wonder before I was half through."



FIRST COMEDIAN--"Wonderful! It is seldom that an entire audience

yawns at once."











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Little Mary Quite Contrary
Lady--what
Brown--peckhen Has Arrived Safe
Husband--that Ice Box Of Ours Reminds Me Of A Good Pinochle Player
This Is An Interesting Clock Miss Said The Salesman You Really Should Have One Especially If You're Bothered With Tiresome Callers
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
My Son Said The Good Old Man If You Only Work Hard Enough When You Undertake A Thing You're Bound To Be At The Top When You've Finished
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
I See Villainy In Your Face Said A Judge To A Prisoner
Do You Believe In Transmigration Of Souls
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Mr
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
When Was Money First Invented
Let Me See Said The Minister
You Were Thrown Out
That Young Gentleman Has A Very Taking Manner Said One Young Lady To Another At A Party Of A Young Man Who Had Just Left Them
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too