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FIRST DOCTOR--Well doctor I had a peculiar case to-day

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FIRST DOCTOR--Well, doctor, I had a peculiar case to-day.



SECOND DOCTOR--What was it, please?



FIRST DOCTOR--I attended a grass widow who is afflicted with hay

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Do You Think The Elevator Boy Stole Your Watch
Doctor--you Are Fagged Out; You Must Give Up All Headwork
Askit-what Is A Convenient Fall Trip For Me To Take
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A Boil In The Pot Is Worth Two On The Neck
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
What Is The Plural Of Man Johnny
Take Away My First Letter Take Away My Second Letter Take Away All My Letters And I Am Still The Same
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied And When The Performance Was Done Alas
Oh, The Sadness Of Her Sadness When She's Sad
Too Bad They Can't Train Cats To Understand Baseball Remarked The Fat Man To His Neighbor On The Bleachers
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Cityman--do They Keep A Servant Girl
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front Of Her Home
You Never Bought A Gold Brick Did You
Paw Can An Honest Man Play Poker
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A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
Say Dad What Is An Expert Accountant
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If Pearl Street Is Crooked
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