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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FIRST DOCTOR--Well doctor I had a peculiar case to-day

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FIRST DOCTOR--Well, doctor, I had a peculiar case to-day.



SECOND DOCTOR--What was it, please?



FIRST DOCTOR--I attended a grass widow who is afflicted with hay

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It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand Soight
You Treat Me Cried Mrs
An Art-school Student Recently Painted The Picture Of A Dog Under A Tree So Lifelike That It Was Impossible To Distinguish The Bark Of The Tree From That Of The Dog
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
A Recent School Examination In England Elicited The Following Definitions: Noah's Wife Wrote One Boy Was Called Joan Of Arc
You Have A Bad Cold He Said
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Jonah's Experience With The Whale Is Proof That You Can't Keep A Good Man Down
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
Where Are You Working Now
What Is The Meaning Of The Saying That A Man Shall Earn His Bread In The Sweat Of His Brow
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
It's All Foolishness To Talk About Any One Getting The Worst Of It In The Matrimonial Game Declared The Big Man With A Silk Hat And A Loud Suit Of Clothes
John--i Went Into A Restaurant To-day
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are Superstitious
Aren't You Afraid Dear You'll Catch Cold In The Scanty Bathing Robe
Are You An Amateur Photographer
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
Husband--where's Your Mistress