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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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FIRST DOCTOR--Well doctor I had a peculiar case to-day
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FIRST DOCTOR--Well, doctor, I had a peculiar case to-day.
SECOND DOCTOR--What was it, please?
FIRST DOCTOR--I attended a grass widow who is afflicted with hay
fever.
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A Teacher In A High School Asked A Little Wad Of An Irish Boy To
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Lawyer: Have You Conscientious Scruples Against Serving As A
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Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You
Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
A Man At The Hotel Wanted To Bet That Corbett Would Knock Out
Jeffries
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just
Published
An Irishman Quarreling With An Englishman Told Him If He Didn't
Hold His Tongue He Would Break His Impenetrable Head And Let His
Brains Out Of His Empty Skull
Bill Had A Billboard
A Man Stole A Harness The Other Day And Never Left A Trace
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A
Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have
No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The
Axe-sent
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In
New York
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
My Face Is My Fortune Sir She Said
But Her Suitor Saw Right Through Her;
She Meant She Could Not Cash A Check
Unless The Banker Knew Her
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You
Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
When Was Money First Invented
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time
So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
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Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
That Cook Would Make A Good Baseball Player
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