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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FIRST DOCTOR--Well doctor I had a peculiar case to-day

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FIRST DOCTOR--Well, doctor, I had a peculiar case to-day.



SECOND DOCTOR--What was it, please?



FIRST DOCTOR--I attended a grass widow who is afflicted with hay

fever.











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There Is As Much Strength In An Egg As In A Pound Of Meat
You Were Thrown Out
Here Lies Poor Sam: And What Is Strange Grim Death Has Worked In Him A Change---- He Always Lied And Always Will He Once Lied Loud And Now Lies Still
Oh Live And Let Live My Man
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
Swatter--i See You Are Mentioned In One Of The Books Just Published
Two Irish Farmers Who Had Not Seen Each Other For A Long Time Met At A Fair
The Other Day The Head Of A Boarding-school Noticed One Of The Boys Wiping His Knife On The Table-cloth And Pounced On Him At Once
Anything New In Your Neighborhood
An Excellent Reason
Old Lady (at A Ball Game)--why Do They Call That A Fowl
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
Knock And The World Knocks With You
A Woman Never Fully Understands The Hardness Of The World Until She Falls Off A Bicycle A Few Times
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Are You Engaged
A Notice At A Small Depot Near Manchester Reads: Passengers Are Requested To Cross Over The Railway By The Subway
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Men Are Deceivers As A Rule
Charley Dear Said Young Mrs
My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
Dear Said The Physician's Wife When Can You Let Me Have Ten Dollars
Some People Who Jump At Conclusions Lose Sight Of The Hurdles
One Day In The Dining-car The Boy Across The Aisle Got To Laughing So He Couldn't Stop
What Makes Your Sister So Stout Now She Used To Be Very Thin