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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff

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FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff? He went down into South

Africa, and he's come home a regular repository of Zulu

spearheads and Boer bullets.



SECOND SENIOR--I always said he had good metal in him.











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Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
This Murmured The Demure Maiden When Her Lover Nudged Up Still Closer On The Sofa Is The Closest Call I've Ever Had
The Portrait Tumbled From The Wall And Hit The Young Man's Head
Every Time I Get On A Ferry Boat It Makes Me Cross
Moses--how Did You Make Your Money Ike
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
What Makes So Much Froth In A Glass Of Beer Pa
A Woman Fell Overboard From A Ship Yesterday And A Shark Came Up And Looked Her Over And Went Away
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make This Life A Bitter Cup
The Girl Who Marries A Title Very Frequently Turns Her Fortune To A Count
Let Me See Said The Minister
What In The World Shall I Do With The Baby John
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
Another Great Discovery Of Diamonds In Kentucky
My Friend Said The Long-coated Old Man Solemnly Have You Made Preparation For The Day Of Judgment
Love They Say Is Blind
I Understand That Willoughby Was Half Seas Over At The Sneerwell Dinner
She Wants To Be Punctual Always On Time So Carries Her Watch Where She Goes
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
The Doctor--you Regard Society As Merely A Machine Do You
Fred--did You Hear Of The Western Furniture Co
Did You Ever Hear About The Two Holes In Our Back-yard
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday