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Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
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My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff

Puns Home











FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff? He went down into South

Africa, and he's come home a regular repository of Zulu

spearheads and Boer bullets.



SECOND SENIOR--I always said he had good metal in him.











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