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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff
Puns Home
FIRST SENIOR--Heard about Exsheff? He went down into South
Africa, and he's come home a regular repository of Zulu
spearheads and Boer bullets.
SECOND SENIOR--I always said he had good metal in him.
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Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water
Pitchers
I Had Soup In A Restaurant The Other Day And Found An Oyster In
It
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
Bacon--what's That Thread Tied About Your Little Finger For
They Say The Baby Looks Like Me
A Circumstance I Dreaded
But The Only Likeness I Can See
Is That We're Both Bald-headed
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
After Wedding A Rich Heiress Price
Said Gambling's A Terrible Vice
But One Thing I Know
This Matching For Dough
Is A Thing That's Exceedingly Nice
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Were You Attached To The Place
Did You Have Any Trouble With Black Ants In Ireland Bridget
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
A Certain Young Man Told His Girl The Other Night That If She
Didn't Marry Him He'd Get A Rope And Hang Himself Right In Front
Of Her Home
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
An Irishman Was Planting Shade Trees When A Passing Lady Said:
You're Digging Out The Holes Are You Mr
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Well I See Admiral Dewey's Rank Is Reduced
Now Why Remarked The Little Dog In Speaking To The Tree
Would You Say That The Heart Of You Is Like The Tail Of Me
Biggs--i Hear The Jail Was Afire This Morning
Before Marriage Women Wants Tenderness
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Coleridge Who Was A Bad Rider Was Accosted When On Horseback By
A Wag Who Asked Him If He Knew What Happened To Balaam The
Same Thing That Happened To Me--an Ass Spoke To Him
How Is Your House Heated
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