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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Ah
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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FRED--Did you hear of The Western Furniture Co
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FRED--Did you hear of The Western Furniture Co. advertising for
models.
DICK--What for?
FRED--To try on Parlor suits.
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An Irishman Just Landed Seeing An Electric-motor Car Running
For The First Time Exclaimed: Well Well Ould Nick Must Be
Pullin' It Wid A String
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
When A Woman Finds Her Dress Does Not Match Her Complexion It Is
Always Easy Enough To Change Her Complexion
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
How Is Your House Heated
Seven Little Missionaries--
Horrible Their Fate--
Cannibals Picked Clean Their Bones
Then They Were Ate
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
What Are You Going To Do With Your Boy
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife
Of His Own Nationality Fails
He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay
And Robs The United States Males
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You
Dyspepsia
I Wonder Why Blondes Are Always Anxious To Be Wedded
An Emblem Of Tenuity
We Witness Every Day;
Behold The Corset-and You'll See
The Whale-bone Comes To Stay
Mrs
A Man And His Bride By The Parson Were Tied
And When The Performance Was Done
Alas
Mr
--so Ethel Is To Marry That Young Bob Halstey; Why He Has Been
Jilted By Half A Dozen Girls
It's Thrue Said Paddy To Dennis One Day It Wor A Grand
Soight
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
The Pugilist Boxes His Man Before He Lays Him Out
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial
I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
He--didn't You Promise To Love Honor And Obey Me
You Own Your Own House Don't You
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Now Comes The Question Which Will Make
This Life A Bitter Cup
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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