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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FRED--Did you hear of The Western Furniture Co

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FRED--Did you hear of The Western Furniture Co. advertising for

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DICK--What for?



FRED--To try on Parlor suits.











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She--why Do They Call It An Arm Of The Sea
And You Really Think That A Miss Is As Good As A Mile
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver He Ran Out
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those Scales Of Yours
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined Before
Are Your Folks Well To Do
I Am Told Said She Saucily That Though You Are A Military Man You Are Afraid Of Powder
An English Motorist Is Quoted As Saying That He Classed Pedestrians As The Quick And The Dead: Those Who Got Out Of The Way And Those Who Didn't
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Mrs
These Verses Make No Sense Said She; I Can't Tell What They Mean
How Is Your House Heated
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
I've Been Pondering Over A Very Singular Thing
Why Do You Call That Colored Man A Blackmailer
There Was A Young Woman Named Hannah Who Put On A Great Many Airs She Stepped On A Peel Of Banana And Now She's Laid Up For Repairs
The Impecunious Young Man Who Marries A Girl With A Substantial Check Attached May Very Properly Be Said To Have Been Checkmated
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me Something To Help My Memory
Comstock Shuddered The Other Evening When A Lady Asked Him If He Cared For Undressed Kids
Pat And Mike Each Wanted To Be First Up On St
What Is There About Betting On Horse-races That Is So Bad For The Health
A Cement Maker Advertises That His Cement Is Strong Enough To Mend The Break Of Day