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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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FRIEND--Do you permit your wife to have her own way
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FRIEND--Do you permit your wife to have her own way?
HUSBAND (positively)--No, sir. She has it without my permission.
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No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
If Tough Spells Tough
How Is Uncle Mose Coming On
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
There's One Peculiar Feature About The Trust Business
Pa Said Little Williewho Had Been Reading A Treatise On
A Husband And Wife Are Considered One But It Is Useless To Try
To Work That Gag On The Landlord When He Presents The Board Bill
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be
Ninety-five Per Cent
She--you Say Your Automobile Has Been Acting Strangely All Day
Bluff A Little Bluff A Little
As You Go Your Way;
Bluffing May Not Always Help You--
Many Times It May
How Did That Fight Between The Bridge Tenders End
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
Franklin--do You Know I Started In Life As A Barefooted Boy
Harold Began His Wife
Do You Think That As A Rule People Who Attend Theaters Are
Superstitious
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
How To Signal A Bark--pull A Dog's Tail
A Lady One Day Being In Need Of Some Small Change Called
Down-stairs To The Cook And Enquired: Mary Have You Any
'coppers' Down There
Wife-will You See That My Grave Is Kept Green My Darling
There Are Many Sweet Entrancing Moments In This Life But When A
Man Steps On Your Pet Corn You Do Not Experience One Of Them
Women My Boy Said A Parent To His Son Are A Delusion And A
Snare
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented
With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
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