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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




FRIEND--Do you permit your wife to have her own way

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FRIEND--Do you permit your wife to have her own way?



HUSBAND (positively)--No, sir. She has it without my permission.











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Puns

He Dined Not Wisely But Too Well-- Hence All His Ills; And Nothing Now Agrees With Him Excepting Pills
Hush Not So Loud
Have You Ever Met My Sister Louisa
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mashington--what's The Matter With Your Clock
Newlywed-what Do Bachelors Know About Women
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
Did You Go Into Any Of The New York Restaurants
Jones--well We Had An Addition To Our Family Yesterday
--when Mrs
Did The Fisherman Have Frog's Legs Bridget
I Don't Give A Rap Said The Coachman Haughtily As He Rang The Electric Bell
John Can You Tell Me The Difference Between Attraction Of Gravitation And Attraction Of Cohesion
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
A Watch's Fate Is Hard Indeed For When It's Not In Soak It's Set Back If It Gets Ahead And Scorned Whene'er It's Broke
What Do You Mean By Referring To Miss Elderly As A Pall-bearer
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Mr
Stranger--boy Can You Direct Me To The Bank
She--i Think This A Lovely Hat You Bought Me George But Really It's A Sin To Pay $50
I Want To Get A Head Of Cabbage Said The Man Who Had Been Sent To Market
You Haven't A Cent And Yet Wish To Marry Miss Bilyan