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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Gee whizz
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"Gee whizz!" said the boy who had been forced to take castor oil.
"I do wish ma was a Christian Scientist!"
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I See Dorkins Has Got All Of His Seven Daughters Married Off
A Painter Who Fell Off A Scaffold With A Pot Of Paint In Each
Hand Said: Well I Came Down With Flying Colors Anyhow
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
Since I've Been Married I Don't Get Half Enough To Eat
What Is The Secret Of Success
Why Are Pugilists Like Chickens
He--i Saw You Out Driving Yesterday With A Gentleman
Your Father Has A Strong Box At Home Hasn't He Willie Said
The Teacher
Slopay--and Doctor If You Will I Wish You Would Give Me
Something To Help My Memory
Bill Had A Billboard
Only The Highest Element In Local Society Was Invited To The
Ball
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You
Last See Your Sister
An Irishman In Order To Celebrate The Advent Of A New Era Went
Out On A Lark
He--why Has He Put Her Picture In His Watch
You Are Making Yourself Rather Officious In This Crowd Said A
Burly Policeman To A Notorious Pickpocket
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
What Did De Lady Do When Yer Asked Her For An Old Collar
May--i Wonder What The Men Do At The Club
Well, Pat, And How Is That Bull-pup Of Yours Doing
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
How To Make Your Trousers Last
Make Your Coat And Waistcoat First
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
Old Jones Was Killed Last Night By A Dew-drop
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
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