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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Girls and billiard balls kiss each other with just about the same amount of real feeling

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Why Do They Make Those Oriental Pipes With Bowls As Big As Water Pitchers
If Said The Druggist You Will Give This New Tonic A Trial I'm Sure You Will Never Use Any Other
When The Old Man Is Shaking Down The Furnace Carrying Out The Ashes Feeding The Cat And Six Kittens And Making The Beds Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things Of Course He Is Too Busy To Hear His Daughter In The Parlor Singing: 'everybody Works Bu
The Glazier Is Not Necessarily A Tiresome Man Because He Gives You A Pane
We Don't Always Know Just How The Other Half Lives; But In Chicago The Better Half Lives On Her Alimony
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
A Frankfort Man Has Written A Farce Comedy Called Vaccine
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
He--the Fact Is You Women Make Fools Of The Men
Some Fellows Marry Poor Girls To Settle Down And Others Marry Rich Ones To Settle Up
Why Did You Insist On Only $99000 A Year As Your Salary
Say Pop Do People Take Snuff Nowadays
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
You Were Thrown Out
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
At A West End Hotel One Of The Party Asked: Have You Got Any Celery Waiter
The Spinster--how Many Lodges Did You Say Your Husband Belonged To
--no Matter How High An Awning May Be Suspended It Is Only A Shade Above The Street
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And Unassuming
He--time And Tide Wait For No Man
Isaacs--undt Suppose Dey Did Send Us A Message From Mars How Could Dey Tell If We Got It
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
Did You Ever Consider The Case Of The Boy Who Stood On The Burning Deck
Sing Not To Me Of Falling Dew Upon The Purple Hills For I Am Worried Far Too Much By Falling Due Of Bills