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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GREENE--These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs sometimes

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GREENE--"These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs

sometimes."



FINNEGAN--"Av coarse! Sure, we hav' t' make a great noise t' wake

the dead."











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My Dear What Makes You Always Yawn
--i'm Very Sorry For That Boy
Speaking Of Accommodating Hotel Clerks Remarked A Portland Commercial Traveller The Best I Ever Saw Was In A Town Near Bangor
I Suppose Barnum Went To Heaven When He Died
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter In Order To Settle With Paul But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter And Paul Never Sees Us At All
A Telephone Girl Always Reminds Me Of A Pictured Saint
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Is The Proprietor In
Alas For All Their Ecstasy They Knew Not What Was Best: The Young Man Reached The Front Door The Old Man Did The Rest
Yes He's Got A Flying-machine Ready For A Trial Now And He's Trying Hard Not To Be Proud
Scene--cabstand
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
Visitor--oh What A Nice Parrot You've Got
Gee I Just Made A Bad Break Murmured The Chef As He Threw Away Some Rotten Eggs
Where Are You Working Now
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
There's A Young Woman Who Makes Little Things Count
Mrs
After All You Know Said Mr
A Poacher Surprised At His Work And Pursued In His Escape By A Vengefully Thrown Axe Remarked As He Vaulted A Fence: I Have No Fault To Find With Your Remarks But I Object To The Axe-sent
Our New Congressman Has Made Himself Very Popular
She (approvingly)--you Won Her Hand Then
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent