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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Ah
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GREENE--These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs sometimes

Puns Home









GREENE--"These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs

sometimes."



FINNEGAN--"Av coarse! Sure, we hav' t' make a great noise t' wake

the dead."











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Are Any Of The Colors Discernible To The Touch
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
George You Look Exhausted She Said To Him As He Was Putting On His Hat And Coat
What A Distinguished Looking Man
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
A Woman's Shoe That Is A Mile Too Big Is Never A Foot In Length
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
The Wife (savagely)--don't Let Me Catch You Flirting
I'd Like To See Your Mistress
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
That Said The Loaf Pointing To The Oven Is Where I Was Bred
My Sister Had A Fright Yesterday
A Man Who Drives Away Customers--the Cabman
Irish Foreman To Gang Of Men In A Sewer: How Many Men Is Down In That Hole
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
There Appears To Be No Affinity Between The Prestidigitator And The Theatrical Manager Yet They Both Make Passes
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Caller--wonder If I Can See Your Mother Little Boy
She--i Had A $5 Bill In This Dictionary Yesterday And I Can't Find It Anywhere
When The Curtain At The Theater Takes A Drop The Majority Of The Males In The Audience Go Out To Follow Suit
If I Might Hold That Hand Again
Why Don't You Demand $50000 Instead Of $5000