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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GREENE--These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs sometimes

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GREENE--"These wakes of yours are pretty boisterous affairs

sometimes."



FINNEGAN--"Av coarse! Sure, we hav' t' make a great noise t' wake

the dead."











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Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
Did You Shoot Anything Henrick
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Judge--you Are Charged With Profanity
You Say His Wife's A Brunette
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
How To Gain Flesh--buy Out A Butcher Shop
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
It's Been A Coal Day When You're Left Said The Kindling-wood To The Cinder
An Old-maid Being At A Loss For A Pin-cushion Made Use Of An Onion For The Purpose
The Only Remedy--mamma I Dess You'll Have To Turn The Hose On Me
She--a Writer Says That In Order To Succeed A Man Must Be Ninety-five Per Cent
Tommy Said Mamma Tearfully It Gives Me As Much Pain As It Does You To Punish You
--that Jersey Murderer Was Clever To Get Off As He Did Wasn't He
Haughty Lady--(who Has Purchased A Stamp)-must I Put It On Myself
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
When I Was Eating My Dinner To-day The Butter Ran
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
First Fly--did It Ever Occur To You The Baldheaded Men Have A Keener Sense Of Humor Than Others
I Understand That Judge Brown Is Breaking Up Housekeeping
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Mrs
Smith--there Is Something That Will Never Be Boycotted By The Fair Sex As Long As Time Lasts
Can You Give Me A Front Room On The First Floor