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GUARD--I suppose when you were in the army you often saw a picket fence

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GUARD--I suppose when you were in the army you often saw a picket

fence?



G.A.R.--Yes, but is was a more common sight to see a sentry box.











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A Maine Dealer Says He Has Sold More Skates This Season Than He Has Ever Sold Before In An Entire Season
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
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For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
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Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
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Oh I Am Awfully Worried
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