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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
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Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
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What's The Matter Here
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GUARD--I suppose when you were in the army you often saw a picket fence

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GUARD--I suppose when you were in the army you often saw a picket

fence?



G.A.R.--Yes, but is was a more common sight to see a sentry box.











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When Lot Found His Wife Transformed Into A Pillar Of Salt He Was Wise Enough To Let It Go At That And Not Take A Fresh One
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Dick--do You Think You'll Have Much Trouble In Popping The Question
Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
When A Man Is Short Of Money He Finds Most Of His Friends Whom He Meets Short-sighted
He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As It Were
When Was Money First Invented
The Weary Desert Stretched For Miles
Will The Coming Man Use Both Arms
Yes The Team Is Quite A Good One Mr
I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
Little Willie--papa Why Does The Railway Company Have Those Cases With The Ax And Saw In Every Car
I Wouldn't Stand For That If I Were You
He--you Saw Some Old Ruins While In England I Presume
Do You Know The Nature Of An Oath Ma'am
Tom--i Understand That Cholly Went Hunting The Other Day
Lady--what
Telephone Operators Are Always Bound To Have The Last Word; That's Why Females Are Always Employed In That Capacity
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
An Irishman Comes To This Country Remains Here Ten Years And Goes Back To Ireland And Dies
In Choosing A Wife Said The Scanty-haired Philosopher One Should Never Judge By Appearances
I'll Never Ask Another Woman To Marry Me As Long As I Live
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
Tramp--can't You Give A Poor Man Something To Eat
Oh Live And Let Live My Man