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I Can't Say But This I Protest
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Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
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Special Rules For Guests
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You Know Fatty Schultz The Butcher
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How By The Statesman Insincere
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When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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GUEST--What have you got
Puns Home
GUEST--What have you got?
WAITER--I've got liver, calf's brains, pig's feet--
GUEST--Hold up there! I don't want a description of your physical
peculiarities. What have you got to eat is what I want to know.
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He--then I Am To Understand That You Have Given Me The Mitten As
It Were
Lovett--you Don't Believe In Divorce Then
Did The Minister Say Anything Comforting
After A Man Has Had Occasion To Employ A First-class Lawyer It Is
Useless To Tell Him That Talk Is Cheap
Don't Talk To Me About Compulsory Vaccination
What Man In The Army Wore The Biggest Hat
He Has None Of The Finer Sensibilities Nothing To Distinguish
Him From The Common Herd
When Were Walking-sticks First Invented
Poor Lot's Wife Turned To Salt Alas
Some Of Us Have More Ups And Downs In This World Than Others But
When We Get To The Cemetery We Will All Be On The Dead Level
They Caught The Burglars That Robbed The Hotel Last Night
Why Does A Donkey Eat Thistles
A Man Wanted A Ticket To New York And Only Had A $2 Bill
Brown--young Dudel's Body Has Been Recovered
According To A Florist's Magazine Jacks Are Becoming Cheap
She--they Say The Eyes Are The Windows Of The Soul I Believe
Things Are Wrong Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
When A Reputable Physician Has To Pay Money For A Certificate To
Practice And A Fourteen-year-old Girl With A New Piano Doesn't
Did You Hear About Miss Jones
If Pearl Street Is Crooked
Did You Hear The Story About The Peacock
What Relation Is A Door-step To A Door-mat
What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
Mrs
Jackson Never Lights One Of His Cigars
She Thinks That Her Husband Is Very Economical
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