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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men I Can't Say But This I Protest All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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Electricity Is A Great Educator
Yes There Is One Part Of The Dough-nut That Wouldn't Give You Dyspepsia
Mrs
How Are You To-day


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What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say-- A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




GUIDE--This is a dogwood tree

Puns Home









GUIDE--This is a dogwood tree.



STRANGER--How can you tell?



GUIDE--By its bark.











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For Mercy Sake Don't Put Me Near Old Billions
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Mrs
Don't You Find It Easier To Shave Some Men Than Others
Only A Silver Watch Said The Pawnbroker
Tommy--pa Did You Really Mean It When You Said You'd Spank Anyone That Broke That Vase
And Did You Never Kiss A Girl Under The Mistletoe
He Who Courts And Goes Away May Court Again Another Day; But He Who Weds And Courts Girls Still May Go To Court Against His Will
I Cannot Play Second Fiddle To Any One
The Stork Is A Bird With A Great Big Bill; He Brings Us The Babies Whenever He Will; Then Comes The Doctor And When He Is Through You Find That He Has A Big Bill Too
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
He--how Does It Happen That None Of You Women Have Come Forward With A New Currency Plan
When The Penniless Lordling To Get A Rich Wife Of His Own Nationality Fails He Crosses The Ocean With Heart Light And Gay And Robs The United States Males
Are Your Folks Well To Do
Dearest Whispered Cordelia After She Had Captured The Coveted Solitaire I Have A Confession To Make
Jim--why Do You Wear Your Stocking Wrong Side Outward
Courtney--when You Proposed To Miss Dexter Did You Get Down On Your Knees
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
Landlady (proudly)--nothing Goes To Waste In This House
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The Minister
The Word 'reviver' Spells The Same Backwards And Forwards
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Dearest She Murmured I'm So Afraid You'll Change
First Comedian--did You Score A Hit With Your New Specialty