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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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GUIDE--This is a dogwood tree
Puns Home
GUIDE--This is a dogwood tree.
STRANGER--How can you tell?
GUIDE--By its bark.
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A Farmer Once Called His Cow Zephyr
She Seemed Such An Amiable Hephyr
Young Man Don't You Know You Ought To Lay Something By For A
Rainy Day
I Hate A Liar Wiggins Cried
Said Jiggins Then 'twould Seem
You Really Ought To Try And Hide
Your Lack Of Self-esteem
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
George--i Can't Understand Why My Girl Shook Me
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
I Hear Smith The Sea Captain Is In Hard Luck
What I Like About The Irish Is That They Are So Modest And
Unassuming
Lady--why Do You Remove Your Sword Lieutenant
An Irishman Wandering Up Fifth Avenue Saw In The Window Of A
Photographer's Shop A Large Photograph Of Mephisto
The Fact That A Man Has Not Cut His Hair For Ten Or Twelve Years
Need Not Necessarily Imply That He Is Eccentric
Guide--this Is A Dogwood Tree
Mrs
Johnny--what Makes You Look So Tired
We're All Often Forced To Rob Peter
In Order To Settle With Paul
But Some Of Us Merely Rob Peter
And Paul Never Sees Us At All
Why The Bare Idea
I Saw A Big Rat In My Cook-stove And When I Went For My Revolver
He Ran Out
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
Guest--look Here Waiter Do You Call This A Spring Chicken
We Should Never Complain Whatever May Befall Us Said The
Minister
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
Where Did You Get That Hair On Your Coat
This Liver Is Awful Maud Said Mr
The Old Lady Who Sent As Presents To A Newly-married Couple A
Rolling-pin A Pain Of Flat-irons And A Motto Inscribed Fight
On Must Have A Grudge Against Them
Kind Lady Remarked The Weary Wayfarer Can You Oblige Me With
Something To Eat
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