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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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Harold began his wife
Puns Home
"Harold!" began his wife, in a furious temper, "my mind is made
up----"
"Mercy!" interrupted her husband; "is that so? I had hoped that
your mind, at least, was your own!"
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Young M
What Is A Swell Affair Jim
I Saw Your Sister On The Street To-day
Attorney For The Defense--have You Ever Been Cross-examined
Before
Pa What Does Sioux Falls S
Where Are You Going My Pretty Maid
And You Really Believe That Friday Is An Unlucky Day
They Cannot Be Complete In Aught
Who Are Not Humorously Prone;
A Man Without A Merry Thought
Can Hardly Have A Funny Bone
Do You Believe In Luck
A Man Aroused His Wife From A Sound Sleep The Other Night
Saying That He Had Seen A Ghost In The Shape Of A Donkey
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A
New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material
Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be
Completed
Little Mary Quite Contrary
The Barber--did I Ever Shave You Before
I Once Saw A Man At A Meeting Of A Mothers' Club
Did You Know That Xanthippe Wife Of One Of The Greatest Of
Ancient Philosophers Was A Great Scold
There Was A Terrible Murder In The Hotel To-day
Here's An Account Of A Hen Which Layed Three Eggs At Once And
Then Died Remarked Mrs
What Have You Got To Say For Yourself
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
We Mustn't Kiss The Baby We Mustn't Kiss The Kid
We Mustn't Kiss The Dainty Miss So Scientists Affirm;
To Pounce Upon And Wrastle Us There Waits The Awful Bacillus
The Sempiternal Most Infernal Omnipresent Germ
Grace--fred And Mabel Are Not On Speaking Terms Any More
What Became Of That Girl You Made Love To In The Hammock
I'm Not Surprised That Hair-dressers Feel So Much At Ease In The
Society Of The Great
Are You Intimate With Any Of The Nobility
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