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Ma What Is A Panama Man Called
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder Luck Than You
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How By The Statesman Insincere Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
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To-morrow Never Comes They Say; But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush For When We Have A Debt To Pay To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark So His Wife Did Remark And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man And Fond Of Whisky Plain But When He Joined The Temperance Club He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye And Vicious Tools He Hacks With He's Clever But I've Come To Think He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws That I Ever Saw Saw I Never Saw A Saw Saw Like This Saw Saws




Harold began his wife

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"Harold!" began his wife, in a furious temper, "my mind is made

up----"



"Mercy!" interrupted her husband; "is that so? I had hoped that

your mind, at least, was your own!"











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A Prominent Man Called To Condone With A Lady On The Death Of Her Husband And Concluded By Saying Did He Leave You Much
The Tramp Should Never Complain Of Hunger When He Can Always Enjoy A Little Loaf
When Was Money First Invented
He Kissed Her On The Cheek; It Seemed A Harmless Frolic; He's Been Laid Up A Week-- They Say With Painter's Colic
Don't Take A Bull By The Horns; Take Him By The Tail Then You Can Let Go Without Getting Some One To Help You
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
Mother--what Did Your Father Say When He Saw His Broken Pipe
If The Devil Lost Its Tail Where Would He Go To Get Another One
The First Impulse Of The Young Married Man On Being Presented With His First Baby Is To Give It A-weigh
Smith--i Notice That Robinson Has An Article In The Paper This Morning
That Was A Pretty Good Dog Story Wasn't It
Corbett And Fitzsimmons Will Never Fight Again
The Following Is A Resolution Of An Irish Corporation: That A New Jail Should Be Built That This Be Done Out Of The Material Of The Old One And The Old Jail To Be Used Until The New One Be Completed
Did Any Of You Ever See An Elephant's Skin
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
The Street Car Lurched
It Doesn't Do Any Good To Scold The Janitor About Our Cold Rooms
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
As Man And Wife Are One The Husband When Seated With His Wife Must Be Beside Himself
Husband--my Dear How Would You Like A Book For A Present
I Hear They Are Trying To Close Up The Gambling Establishments In New York
Mary Had A Little Waist Where Waists Were Meant To Grow And Everywhere The Fashions Went Her Waist Was Sure To Go
Cohen Left The Ball-game
He--don't You Think Miss Plainly Is The Very Image Of Her Mother