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Whether Tall Men Or Short Men Are Best
Or Bold Men Or Modest And Shy Men
I Can't Say But This I Protest
All The Fair Are In Favor Of Hy-men
Couples Making Love Will Beware Of The Rubber Plant
Adversity Is Not Without Comfort--your Enemy May Be In Harder
Luck Than You
Electricity Is A Great Educator
Mrs
How Are You To-day
Ah
Why Do You Call Your Dog Hardware
Special Rules For Guests
Customer (to The Coal Dealer): Have You Got Any Name For Those
Scales Of Yours
Least Viewed
What's The Matter Here
Mrs
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
When We First Dined At A Cafe
We Feared They'd Drop Their Trays But Later
We Learned Somewhat To Our Dismay
It Takes--as Scores Of Men Will Say--
A Big Tip To Upset A Waiter
To-morrow Never Comes They Say;
But All Such Talk Is Idle Gush
For When We Have A Debt To Pay
To-morrow Gets There With A Rush
Rowley Powley Pudding And Pie
Kissed The Girls And Made Them Cry
He Went On A Lark
So His Wife Did Remark
And Some Angry Words Too Did She Mutter
He Was A Genial Smiling Man
And Fond Of Whisky Plain
But When He Joined The Temperance Club
He Never Smiled Again
My Dentist Has An Eagle Eye
And Vicious Tools He Hacks With
He's Clever But I've Come To Think
He'd Make A Better Blacksmith
Of All The Saws
That I Ever Saw Saw
I Never Saw A Saw
Saw Like This Saw Saws
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HAUGHTY LADY--(who has purchased a stamp)-Must I put it on
myself
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HAUGHTY LADY--(who has purchased a stamp)-Must I put it on
myself?
POST OFFICE ASSISTANT (very politely)--Not necessarily, ma'am; it
will probably accomplish more if you put it on the letter.
Next: My dentist has an eagle eye
And vicious tools he hacks with
He's clever but I've come to think
He'd make a better blacksmith
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A Sporty Young Fellow Named Phipps
Last Night Went To View The Eclipse
The House A Lawyer Once Enjoy'd
What A Distinguished Looking Man
Sunday School Teacher--what Is Meant In The Parable By A House
Built Upon A Rock
What A Fearful Night I Had When I Drew This Gun The First Time
--when Mrs
No Indeed She Said I Can Never Be Your Wife
Brown--up At Hagenbeck's Show There Is A Large Bear That Hugs A
Woman Without Killing Her
Mother May I Go Out To Wheel
How By The Statesman Insincere
Man's Weary Soul Is Vexed
Why Is A Railroad Train Like A Bedbug
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
Doing Anything Now Bill
If You Should Die What Would You Do With Your Body
Sailors Are Not Fond Of Agricultural Implements Usually But They
Always Welcome The Cry Of Land-hoe
In This Glorious Land Of The Free You Always Have To Pay For The
Drinks In Order To Get A Whack At The Free Lunch
Jones Caught The Hay Fever From Dancing With A Grass Widow
You Were Thrown Out
Groceryman--pat Do You Like Apples
I Am Quite Surprised Mr
Merchant (to His Confidential Clerk)--here's A Letter From Mr
The Man--edison's A Wonder Isn't He
Nothing Can Make A Woman So Superlatively Happy As To Have A
Baby Of Her Own To Kiss Exclaimed Mrs
Brown--i Hear That They Use All Sorts Of Materials In The
Manufacture Of Illuminating Gas Nowadays
These Verses Make No Sense Said She;
I Can't Tell What They Mean
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