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Have you ever met my sister Louisa

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"Have you ever met my sister, Louisa?"



"Yes. She's rather stout, isn't she?"



"I have another at home--Lena."











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Who Was The First One That Came From The Ark When It Landed
Girls And Billiard Balls Kiss Each Other With Just About The Same Amount Of Real Feeling
There Is But One Thing Said The Professor Of Medicine Gravely That We Know About Death
What Is The Best Way To Raise Cabbage
Yeast--did You Ever Try To Dye Eggs
Cholly--ethel Knox Told Me Last Night I Wasn't Over Half-witted
Some Men Get Up With The Lark While Others Want A Swallow The First Thing In The Morning
The Judge Asked An Irish Policeman Named O'connell When Did You Last See Your Sister
Permit Me Then To Die At Your Feet
Why So Glum Blumly
Charlemagne Was In Need Of Amusement
A Squall On The Sea Is A Stress Of Weather And A Squaller On Land Is A Songstress
Do You Know George Papa Thinks You Are A Literary Man
Hush Not So Loud
Elderly Man (greeting Former Acquaintance)--i Remember Your Face Perfectly Miss But Your Name Has Escaped Me
Business Men Who Marry Their Typewriter Girls Are Apt To Find That The Young Women Are Not So Ready To Submit To Dictation After The Wedding
Some Men Are Easily Satisfied Remarked The Observer Of Events And Things
Says His Lordship To Thomas Your Rent I Must Raise I'm So Plaguily Pinch'd For The Pelf
A Lady Noticed A Boy Sprinkling Salt On The Sidewalk To Take Off The Ice And Remarked To A Friend Pointing To The Salt: Now That's True Benevolence
The Death Of Her Husband Must Have Been A Dreadful Blow To Mrs
You Are Absolutely Certain About Your Statement
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I Was In The Depot Restaurant Of One Of The Great Railroads And Was Asked Why Am I Standing While Drinking My Coffee
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