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Have you ever met my sister Louisa

Puns Home









"Have you ever met my sister, Louisa?"



"Yes. She's rather stout, isn't she?"



"I have another at home--Lena."











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What Is Your Idea Of Happiness
You Ought To Sleep Well, You Lie So Easily
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Actor Friend (inquiring At Boarding House)--has Mr
Why Is A Kiss Like The Three Graces
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I'm Nearly Starved
The Man Who Was Run Over By The Cars The Other Day Is Now Out Of Danger
Algy--charming Widow Isn't She
Railway Clerk--another Accident On The Road To-day Sir
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Friend Of Mine To-day Said Mr
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